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Catalytic morphisis
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Posted - 2014.05.29 04:18:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:As you probably know, I have the GRR project, a holy war against the evil Goons and their minions. I mosty pay mercenaries to kill their members in highsec and their highsec POCOs were cleansed. Now it's time to go after their most precious ships, their titans! It's plain and simple: kill a CFC titan for me and you get 20B bounty! The money is held by Chribba, so you can be damn sure you'll get it. He'll post in this thread. To get the money, you must send a mail to me and Chribba with the following:
- link to the API verified Zkillboard page of the kill
- the dead pilot must be in a CFC alliance (no "I swear he is a Goon alt" accepted)
- a link to a well readable screenshot of the fight with the titan still alive but damaged, without any masking (minimize your secret channels). Local channel must be open, readable, with transparent background.
- on the local channel of the screenshot at least 5 people must say "Gevlon Goblin sends his regards"
- The money will be given to the corp of the highest damage dealer.
Spies, titan-logoff-point campers, awoxers, get to work! Death to the titan of Evil! Grr!
I'll do it, I have kindly supplied a list of things I will require to carry this out
1. A coalition of alliances to come with me to attack CFC 2. A capital/Supercap fleet with a few supporting sub cap fleets 3. A 2nd Capital and 2nd Supercap fleet 4. intelligence from an alt within CFC (At a level where they can actually direct me to titans 6. Enough money to stage POS's in several systems, And a ship replacement program that I can use to refund lost ships in this challenge
These are 6 extremely reasonable requests, I'll even let you keep the 20Bn, Just supply these items for me and we'll be good to go. I would consider this |

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Posted - 2014.05.29 04:30:00 -
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admiral root wrote:Kaarous Aldurald wrote:I wonder when a Goon rep is going to pop in offering money for people to awox Goblin instead. People need to be paid to do that?
I'll do if for free in 38 days, I just need to get back to a country with an internet connection fast enough to let me update and log into eve, which will be in 36 days time, Followed by a further 2 days of time spent with my family then I will happily gank him for free, Which Using graphs and tables can be shown as a direct win for Goblin against the CFC in some way I suspect |

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Posted - 2014.06.09 22:25:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote: I find it funny how he invented this crazy ISK-player equivalence. Let's take an example: if I kill some corp member in a shiny pirate BS the following takes place, according to his logic: * If other corp members loose cheap stuff, I effectively killed the whole corp, despite never touching them. * If they fly more expensive stuff (like caps), it may turn out I didn't kill anyone at all.
Now that's some quantum **** there.
turns out I've killed a **** ton more people than I thought then! Amazing, at least I can die knowing if I FC a faction BS fleet into a fleet of T1 frigates and lose all my fleet then I effectively didn't actually lose anything, thats pretty damn awesome!
But no seriously keep this going, I love this mass of hilarity! |

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Posted - 2014.06.10 04:56:00 -
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Fun Fact 2: After reading through ALL Gevlons blog posts and forum posts I can conclude gevlon has such immense delusions of grandeur and achievement that he actually genuinely believes anything he does has affected a single person in the community, It is ******* hilariously embarrassing for you so please keep it up, I love it when someone can make themselves out to be so idiotic.
P.S. Before you say anything about me being a "goon" Please note I have never been in goonswarm or any member alliance of theirs. But I'm sure you can draw up a graph pointing a direct link to me being part of goonswarm. |

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Posted - 2014.06.10 06:38:00 -
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Sounds like it magnus, Sounds like a titan of a rejection to be honest, Since he's firing of hilarity and embarrassment in titan sized doses |

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Posted - 2014.06.10 08:01:00 -
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Pete Butcher wrote:Catalytic morphisis wrote:Sounds like it magnus, Sounds like a titan of a rejection to be honest, Since he's firing of hilarity and embarrassment in titan sized doses You can say his Titanic has sunk. HA I liked this one! |

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Posted - 2014.06.14 20:52:00 -
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I see that once again the blog of old gevlon is all about how Marmite have been killing HS freighters (Claimed its due to him) hilarious read, He genuinely believes that because he is throwing money at marmite for a pointless, achievement-less cause that they are his employee's and that in itself makes me crease with laughter! This **** keeps me going when I'm in work so please please please let him continue! can't wait till goons lose a titan and he claims its because of him, that should throw some fuel into the forum fire for us all to ridicule him a bit more!  |

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Posted - 2014.06.14 22:02:00 -
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Maichin Civire wrote:Aren't those bombless bombers (everyone takes a drink!)? clearly goon's can only afford one titan since not everyone was using one there! Because we all know that a carrier is worth risking a titan fleet for! |

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Posted - 2014.06.18 10:16:00 -
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Radric Davids wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Anyhow - I am going to help you out slightly, basic stats stuff.
To support the notion that a particular correlation is due to a causal relationship, one needs to propose a mechanism for the relationship. So, by what mechanism do you think getting 200% reimbursement for our losses makes us quit the game? Is it because we get apathy from having too much money? Do our wallets get so large the client doesn't load?
Gonna need you to link A to B on this one and show how gaining money makes us leave. You get 200% reimbursement for losing a JF to Marmite or a Golem to Mordus? Really? Because then I really have to start some clean alts and SA accounts? By the way on Thursday I'll write something really nice about GSF. Honestly! do you realize how horribly you misinterpreted the correlation coefficient in your blog? hilarious. The correlation coefficient is a measure of the degree to which the movement of two variables are associated, not the degree to which the dependent variable is explained by the independent variable. You are confusion correlation coefficient, which is [cov(x,y)]/ SxSy and a linear regression coefficient, which is a slope coefficient on the independent variable (period 1 kills-losses) on the dependent variable (period 2 kills-losses). The slope coefficient would indeed explain how much a net loss in period 1 influences period 2 net losses. It is calculated using the Ordinary Least Squares method, which results in a linear equation of: Y = a +b*x + e Y being period 2 kills-losses, X being period 1 kills-losses, b being the regression coefficient you wanted (% of period 2 kills-losses explained by period 1 kills-losses) Quote:It makes sense, those who were above average active in the first half, are likely remain above average. 0.55 is not a bad correlation, but far from perfect either. There must be another factor. Yes, you are missing many, many factors including real life events, wars, in-game events, economic effects, recruitment/alliance switching, deployments, doctrines, logi/scouting/dictor use, and many others. Your model, and mistaken as it is, is heavily influenced by exogenous factors. Your correlation coefficients don't prove anything, in fact anyone with a brain could have told you that you would have found a somewhat significant result. active players are likely to have been active 6 months ago. However, you cannot calculate the effect of losing a 1bil freighter based on your 'calculations' Your regression would be incredibly oversimplified, had you correctly performed it. 6 months of pvp activity is influenced by many more factors than a single 1 billion isk freighter loss in a prior 6 month period. Any explanatory power you might have found if you had done this properly, would be a result of the fact that you have excluded countless exogenous variables. I believe if you properly conducted a linear regression, your F statistic and adjusted R^2 would reflect that. Quote:Since the variance of the total activity is larger than of the net ISK (5612M and 4729M), if you gank an 1B ship of a GSF member, he will have 1B*5.61/4.73*0.42 = 0.5B less activity (kills+losses) in the next half year on average than he'd have without the gank. You used the fact that variance is greater than the sample mean (which actually just means that the data is highly varied) to explain that you could make the following calculation: ganked ship * variance / mean * correlation coefficient = effect on next period kill-loss What equation is that exactly? I actually lol'd at that. You calculated a correlation coefficient, not a linear regression. Regardless, what the hell is that equation? I'm still giggling. You need the slope coefficient to predict the effect of a current period loss in the next period. You did not perform a regression. The correlation coefficient does not work like this. This equation is not a thing The higher the correlation coefficient that excel calculated for you (dont blindly use excel formulas unless you understand them to avoid embarrassment like this), the closer the two are to a perfect linear relationship. Logically, that sounds reasonable for your chosen variables. What you tried to interpret that as, is the regression (or slope) coefficient. The slope coefficient is the extent to which the change in the expected value of period 2 kills-losses is explained by period 1 kills-losses. That is what you were going for, but they are very different in both calculation and interpretation. Your calculation of the correlation coefficient explains precisely nothing. It has no weight over what you were trying to prove. Try again. PS: de-whoring kills is ********. Basically only shows small gang and solo kills as a result. de-whored kills - losses will be VASTLY different than just kills-losses TLRD: A correlation coefficient is not a regression coefficient. Try again with a linear regression and post the F test, T statistics, R^2, durbin watson statistic. You cannot predict the effect of a period 1 freighter gank on period 2 kills-losses using a correlation coefficient. Using excel formulas without understanding the statistic provides great laughs for everyone. Try googling regression vs correlation coefficient next time **** son! Gevlon got owned! This made me chuckle, Blag math vs Real math :) For taking the time to write this out you are now my hero! |

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Posted - 2014.06.18 11:35:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Gevlon Goblin wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:I have done some advanced maths to show how Gevlon is going broke. Gevlon's Wallet - grrr spending = Gevlon's smaller wallet
I have to ruin your dreams. I never spent any part of my capital. I spent my weekly income every week. I have exactly the same amount as assets as I had before the project. I merely didn't accumulate any more, as any profit went (and keeps going until Goonies surrender or destroyed) into the GRR project. There's 2 problems with this 1) Throwing away 100% of your income (when we know you poop-sock this game for hilarious amounts of time per day / week) is worse than just letting an existing pile of money whittle down. You're basically sitting at your computer, for hours a day / week to make your pretend money, and then you're taking all that time, all that effort, and just throwing it at people who aren't making a difference. Who laugh at you even when you pay them. You then spent countless other hours, writing blog posts to try to convince people (or perhaps just yourself) that you're having any impact at all, which literally no one, CFC affiliated or not, believes.2) We know it's not true, since your weekly spend is going down. Either you're getting worse at the game, or you've realized you're hurtling towards 0 balance a lot faster than you thought you would* and you're trying to balance the books. * - I will point out that your original "grrr goon POCOs" plan was to pay some cheap wardecs so that people could RF our POCOs without paying, for small gang (~5 man) PVP. Because you don't understand the mechanics involved, you didn't realize that to stop us taking money from them, you would need to take them from us. Basically, you never budgeted for months of paying 10bil a week, and you know it - you've just doubled-down several times instead of admitting you can't harm us in any way, and have shifted your goalposts from (major changes only): 1 - Goal: "to Rf goon POCOs to stop money being made" Result: Fail. Misunderstood game mechanics 2 - Goal: "to take all goon POCOs in highsec" Result: Fail. We sold them Bonus result: Fail. RvB are all goons and still own them 3 - Goal: "to collapse the CFC by highsec wars" Result: Fail. 4 - Goal: "to collapse the CFC by giving small amounts of money to NPC residents" Result: Fail, no change in their activity 5 - Goal: "to make CFC titan pilots lose their ships / be disinclined to use them Result: Fail. None dead, still using them to RF POCOs and kill pods for lols. 6 - Goal: "to say bombless bombers more than previously thought humanly possible" Result: SUCCESS. Despite most of fountain, delve, and the south east being ground out by supers and dreads, Gevlon has never stopped saying bombless bomber. I approve this message |
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Posted - 2014.06.18 15:43:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Catalytic morphisis wrote:**** son! Gevlon got owned! This made me chuckle, Blag math vs Real math :) For taking the time to write this out you are now my hero! You know what you "hero" didn't say? He didn't say that my results and conclusion is wrong. You believe that they are wrong, based on what he said. But he didn't say it, since he didn't want to get caught lying. All he said is a bunch of math words you don't understand, with the meaning "his methods weren't prudent enough". When you go to get the autogram of your "hero", why don't you ask him if my conclusion was indeed incorrect? Beware! He might blush, stand from one feet from another and say "actually, Gevlon said losing 1B will make a Goonie have half B less activity, while my absolutely perfect calculation says 0.412+-0.213 with 90% confidence, so he was technically wrong". I doubt if many people on this forum even heard the word "regression" before. The question is "does being ganked (preferably in a bountied titan) makes a Goonie decrease his PvP activity or will he just laugh, reship and go on like nothing happened". My conclusion: significant decrease. His conclusion: Gevlon used wrong confidence interval and his data is noisy and didn't account for logies. And the exam season. And used "then" instead of "than" in the foreword. thats rich gevlon, Took you a whole 3 hours to write out that response? and just because you don't understand it does not mean the rest of us don't, Just because you're small, synapse withdrawn brain cannot comprehend the fact that you're actually completely wrong there is no need to go simply trying to insult people, it gets you nowhere. I can safely tell you without doing a singular piece of mathematics or making up bullshit graphs and charts with no actual correlation to real life effects that your petty little "crusade" is nothing more than laughable to anybody who understands this games social/economic standpoint in terms of 0.0 alliances, You sir are simply wasting your own ISK and time trying to convince people of something which we all know is completely and irrefutably incorrect. |

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Posted - 2014.06.18 15:45:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Catalytic morphisis wrote:**** son! Gevlon got owned! This made me chuckle, Blag math vs Real math :) For taking the time to write this out you are now my hero! You know what you "hero" didn't say? He didn't say that my results and conclusion is wrong. You believe that they are wrong, based on what he said. But he didn't say it, since he didn't want to get caught lying. All he said is a bunch of math words you don't understand, with the meaning "his methods weren't prudent enough". When you go to get the autogram of your "hero", why don't you ask him if my conclusion was indeed incorrect? Beware! He might blush, stand from one feet from another and say "actually, Gevlon said losing 1B will make a Goonie have half B less activity, while my absolutely perfect calculation says 0.412+-0.213 with 90% confidence, so he was technically wrong". I doubt if many people on this forum even heard the word "regression" before. The question is "does being ganked (preferably in a bountied titan) makes a Goonie decrease his PvP activity or will he just laugh, reship and go on like nothing happened". My conclusion: significant decrease. His conclusion: Gevlon used wrong confidence interval and his data is noisy and didn't account for logies. And the exam season. And used "then" instead of "than" in the foreword.
thats rich gevlon, Took you a whole 3 hours to write out that response? and just because you don't understand it does not mean the rest of us don't, Just because you're small, synapse withdrawn brain cannot comprehend the fact that you're actually completely wrong there is no need to go simply trying to insult people, it gets you nowhere.
I can safely tell you without doing a singular piece of mathematics or making up bullshit graphs and charts with no actual correlation to real life effects that your petty little "crusade" is nothing more than laughable to anybody who understands this games social/economic standpoint in terms of 0.0 alliances, You sir are simply wasting your own ISK and time trying to convince people of something which we all know is completely and irrefutably incorrect. |

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Posted - 2014.06.22 07:29:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Retar Aveymone wrote:to do harm to goonswarm you need to be able to organize people to work together effectively towards a common goal. The summary of the Goon Lie. It's created to make enemies of Goons waste their time herding cats until they burn out and quit and cause no damage to Goons in the meantime. Can one person defeat CFC all alone? Of course not. But luckily not just one wants to defeat the Goons. However these people don't have to cooperate or even talk to. An AFK cloaker small corp in Deklein doesn't need any connection to a Deklein roamer, a highsec camper or a hostile coalition. They just needs an AFK cloaker alt and a blops gang. I don't hang out with Marmite or MoA guys. I don't share channels with them. We don't send each other jokes (besides killmails with fat Goonies). I do my job and they do theirs. That's the message of GRR: do your job, ignore the rest, don't waste time with diplomacy and Goonies will fall. I really would like to be in your head for a minute, No more than that as the sheer amount of retardation might corrupt me. Your basic message is in itself proof that you will never achieve anything except for throw money at a "cause" that only you believe in, Being that I've been in marmite and am actually friendly with them and have been for the last 5 years I know for a fact they honestly couldn't give a **** about the goons, they are just after juicy kills and if someone will pay them for that then why the **** wouldn't they do it?
Diplomacy in general is a massive key to success in EVE, I think you forget this isn't WoW to be honest, you should probably go back there as your entire viewpoint on everything you mention is so far from 99.994% of EVE players you will never make any real friends here, Just people who find it fun to mock you, Me being one of them
Finally, You have caused literally no disruption to the CFC and you never will, you're just the biggest laughing stock in EVE currently
Edit: there are also the people who are loving being able to extort you for cash, and who can blame them? its free money to do exactly what they've been doing for the previous 3 years before you even knew about this game |

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Posted - 2014.06.23 12:06:00 -
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AHAHAHAHA Gevlon thinks that him sitting in a titan will be enough to take goons out, I've seen a 30 man goon titan gate camp for the laugh, does he really think they are that rare and epic these days? 1 carrier kill every 10 minutes, woop de ******* doo gevlon |

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Posted - 2014.06.24 10:16:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Lady Areola Fappington wrote:Just look at the way Null is being held, hundreds of bootstrappy young Randian supergods. It's totally not being held by multi-thousand strong groups of players, bound together by common social activities and groupings.
The evidence is right there guys, just build a graph and study it out! It's actually a good idea. Bullshit graph alert guys! Prepare for laughter! |

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Posted - 2014.06.24 10:37:00 -
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renters have always been around as long as I've been playing at least, However since major alliances have gotten larger over the years (When I started Goons were tiny) they've had more ability to rent out SOV as they can control a hell of a lot of space compared to say 5-6 years back |

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Posted - 2014.06.25 10:20:00 -
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this thread just keeps on filling up with more and more hilarity, Now that MOA are also joining in this little gevlon cockfest it should brighten up my day even more! Please keep the selective killboard links coming! I don't know how to navigate them so clearly cannot see any other kills/battle reports!
I'm not even in the CFC and still find your attempts to belittle them laughworthy |

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Posted - 2014.06.25 11:18:00 -
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No I don't want to get into the CFC, Rather content with my own corp with my personal friends doing what we enjoy.
Why would I ever need you to haul my stuff anywhere for me when I have JF's and carrier alts to do that sort of thing? (Let aside from the fact its a blatant scam attempt as your in an NPC corp)
Edit: I wouldn't class this as butt fondling, I just find gevlon's pointless exercise hilarious and will take any and all opportunities to mock him about it |

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Posted - 2014.06.25 18:06:00 -
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I do find the latest blog post pretty hilarious, Being that alliances have before and will in the future, Build up a Core Player base of "Useless Noobs" and actually done pretty well for themselves (Brave Newbies ringing any bells?)
I doubt that gevlon has actually taken this sort of gameplay into account as it requires talking to someone and we all know he's autistic anyway (Herp Derp playing with other people is stupid and nobody actually wants you to play with them! Every alliance is just a giant scam in the making!) |

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Posted - 2014.06.26 20:39:00 -
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Going to have to leave my corp of real life mates now and start playing solo with no TS/Mates over playing too, and leave my girlfriend as thats a massive issue being I have to talk to her and stuff. I never realised how bad having a social life was until gevlon pointed it out to me!! God damn I'm going to have to be a recluse who dedicates all their time to crying about an in game entity to have fun! |
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Posted - 2014.06.26 20:46:00 -
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heres a funny insert from Gevlons latest Blog post
"They are completely delusional and bizarre groups hoping for future progression (without any real hope). They are a permanent disappointment for the members."
Ring any bells guys? Maybe someone who started a forum thread with over 700 replies mocking them since? |

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Posted - 2014.06.27 00:47:00 -
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Alekseyev Karrde wrote:Or who started a poorly managed alliance for gullible new players which then collapsed because it wasnt going anywhere? true that |

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Posted - 2014.07.01 10:25:00 -
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Gevlon Goblin wrote:Arkady Romanov wrote:He does not understand fun. If it can't be quantified with an ISK value, it is worthless. Actually it's "if it can't be quantified, it's irrelevant". As soon as you come up with a reliable fun meter, we can start caring about fun. What about the direct correlation between fun and effectiveness within a game. That being the more FUN someone is having directly influences how effective they are within a game. Hell if you play a game without the intent of having fun you should really take a good hard look at yourself as that is all games are designed for, Fun. If you really treat EVE like its reality and that everything you do you have to do in order to "Make ends meet" Then you need to go out, Get a ******* job and move out of your parents basement.
I firmly believe people like you who genuinely think like this should be tested before letting out into the world and reproducing, as it would just be criminal to let someone so delusional to believe this **** you spew have offspring Quad Boxing Trading Extroadinaire, Actual Link free solo PvP'er |

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Posted - 2014.07.03 14:09:00 -
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Nilaie wrote:Big Lynx wrote:this thread is now called "Psychoanalysis of GG" Well this will be a short conversation. Also something that came to mind when I crossed the fun/quantifiable/irrelevance part on page 39. If I am having fun in this thread, does that make GG relevant?
By our standards yes, By gevlon standards no, Because you are having fun and he is being serious he see's this as meaning he is by far more relevant than you. To a normal human gevlon was never relevant to start with so it just makes it worse when this many people, Myself included, are having a good time at his expense  Quad Boxing Trading Extroadinaire, Actual Link free solo PvP'er |

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20bil isn't even enough for an individual to care really, Damn guaranteed that if I were to kill a Titan, The Killmail and Lols would be enough, No need to throw pocket change at me like I'm some kind of Busker/Homeless person
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